In the light of Larry

It's like the first guy who started pulling weeds, then everyone started pulling weeds and made a business out of it. That first guy did not really have a unique job anymore. So I have decided to start pulling some weeds, and since you have already so fittingly given those weeds nicknames, it's only right that I continue the trend.
(Not to mention the fact that the whole "Gossip Girl" or "dirt" thing was definitely not something original.)
Thanks for the boost LL <3